Robert Downey Jr is More Hipster than you.

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I kinda ran out of pictures :(

then one day the most unhipster thing happened ever and RDJ was not amused. In fact i think he turned into an older lesbian woman just for this one photo.

then one day the most unhipster thing happened ever and RDJ was not amused. In fact i think he turned into an older lesbian woman just for this one photo.

It’s time for yet another Hipster RDJ™ Did You Know!
DId you know? Robert Downey jr knew about both sars and bird flu decades before it existed? Well, it’s true*! Check out the mask he is wearing with jour de vivre! Isnt he stylish? 
So maybe its not all that hipster but who are you to say what is hipster!?!? If you are such an expert on hipster why are you reading this blog? Shouldnt you be writing it? and you’re not writing it and I know it for a fact because I am touching keys right now and there are words appearing. So unless you have created a machine that somehow makes me type words that you already wrote, it is me who is writing and not you, therefore, you have NO right to judge what is hipster. Whew.
Besides, one of the truest marks of what makes a hipster is knowing about cool things before everyone else (and not liking them anymore once other people do). So once again RDJ is much more hipster than you. I think you know the drill by now.
This guy wearing a mask, however, isn’t hipster at all.
*no it’s not.

It’s time for yet another Hipster RDJ™ Did You Know!

DId you know? Robert Downey jr knew about both sars and bird flu decades before it existed? Well, it’s true*! Check out the mask he is wearing with jour de vivre! Isnt he stylish? 

So maybe its not all that hipster but who are you to say what is hipster!?!? If you are such an expert on hipster why are you reading this blog? Shouldnt you be writing it? and you’re not writing it and I know it for a fact because I am touching keys right now and there are words appearing. So unless you have created a machine that somehow makes me type words that you already wrote, it is me who is writing and not you, therefore, you have NO right to judge what is hipster. Whew.

Besides, one of the truest marks of what makes a hipster is knowing about cool things before everyone else (and not liking them anymore once other people do). So once again RDJ is much more hipster than you. I think you know the drill by now.

This guy wearing a mask, however, isn’t hipster at all.

*no it’s not.

bleep boop beep

Anonymous

"check it out guys, this computer think it a people!!!"

You know what’s hipster as fuck? Totally being able to see a dude’s junk through his pants.
Also, sticking your finger up at a camera.

You know what’s hipster as fuck? Totally being able to see a dude’s junk through his pants.

Also, sticking your finger up at a camera.

Its time for blah blah Hipster RDJ™ Did You Know! (blahhh)
Did You Know, Robert Downey Jr gave up the party life a few years back now and kicked most of his drug habits (nicotine’s a bitch). He accounts this to a lot of stuff, but that’s all lies. Im here to tell you the real reason he gave up that shit. Its because he WENT BACK IN TIME AND WENT STRAIGHT EDGE! Now, stay with me here, guys. I know it sounds crazy. But RDJ totally went back in time using his previously mentioned time bending powers, and went to DC and saw minor threat play one night. 
Ian was all like “Listen, this is no set of rules. I’m not telling you what to do. But seriously dude, crack is whack. Stop it. And sex and cigarettes are lame too.” Robert didn’t hear the last two bits as someone had decided right at that moment to put their “damaged" LP on and everyone started slam dancing. But he got the first part. And that’s all that matters

Its time for blah blah Hipster RDJ™ Did You Know! (blahhh)

Did You Know, Robert Downey Jr gave up the party life a few years back now and kicked most of his drug habits (nicotine’s a bitch). He accounts this to a lot of stuff, but that’s all lies. Im here to tell you the real reason he gave up that shit. Its because he WENT BACK IN TIME AND WENT STRAIGHT EDGE! Now, stay with me here, guys. I know it sounds crazy. But RDJ totally went back in time using his previously mentioned time bending powers, and went to DC and saw minor threat play one night. 

Ian was all like “Listen, this is no set of rules. I’m not telling you what to do. But seriously dude, crack is whack. Stop it. And sex and cigarettes are lame too.” Robert didn’t hear the last two bits as someone had decided right at that moment to put their “damaged" LP on and everyone started slam dancing. But he got the first part. And that’s all that matters

why do you exist shut up swag is a beautiful word and hipster is a dumb word you're dumb DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

Anonymous

The beliebers are coming. Everybody hide!

I hate the word swag. reminds me of dumb canadian douchebags with teen comb-overs. But you gotta admit. Robert is straight up ballin in these pics. Those reebok pumps are one of the illest colourways I’ve ever seen. that jacket is dope. The gold foil graphic tee is making Redfoo and Skyblu bust a nut. The brown background is gangsta… ok its kinda lame. But everything else in this pic is pure rad. Even now in the present day, RDJ is still rocking kicks every chance he gets. And he doesn’t have to line up out the front of some boutique for 4 hours, either.

Puts all those sneakerhead kiddies to shame. Yeah boy, your ‘fit aint it. Don’t be frontin.

Hipster RDJ Goes To The Movies!

New segment. I’m changing it up a little. Imagine some sunglasses falling onto this sentence right now cause I want you to DEAL WITH IT.  You hipster bitches should have seen these movies by now but knowing you you say you did but really just looked them up on IMDB and saw a few animated gifs and thought that was the same thing AND IT’S NOT THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT THE SAME THING AT ALL.

First movie ima talk about is Less Than Zero (see how I linked to IMDB after making fun of your for reading IMDB? That, my friends, is a little lesson in irony).

This movie came out a long time ago and its about teenagers and drugs and having sex and is therefore the MOST hipster movie your deep and slightly depressed friend got into since say… Requiem For a Dream?

Its got a bunch of ppl in it but lets get to the goods and talk about the only thing you are reading this blog for - The Downster, Big Robbie D, The R to the D to the Jayyyyy! (Fun Fact: Robert Downey Jr goes by none of these nicknames.)

this season is all about sandals and eyeliner

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Jun 9

Totally agree with you on the RDJ drug post... He was strong enough, and had enough familial support, to be able to bounce right back. That, in my book, is pretty admirable.

Anonymous

Thanks. There is a real romantic idea in alternative pop culture (and art in general) that you have to live fast and die young but I think there is something much more awesome about having RDJ around now to be a A lister rather than just have a pic of him on my wall in his 20s before he ODed and died.

I think the 80s/90s will be looked back on in future as a really interesting time where the boomer kids/gen x had no meaning, no purpose (they’ve got no wars to name us), and took drug taking and the idea of the “tortured artist” to its limit. These days addicts are looked upon with eyes rolled (LiLo etc) but there was a real time where “heroin chic” was the coolest thing to be. How anyone got out alive is kinda amazing.

RDJ is proof you can fuck up and keep moving forward. You can survive all the young/sad/confused/destructive behaviour and turn out a pretty awesome person. The more teenagers that think he is awesome, the better. In contrast, when I was 14 my hero was a drug addict who shot himself in the head, so maybe there is some hope for the internet generation.

Jun 9
Ok. Srs post is srs, you guys. Drugs are bad. Don’t do them. Only SWIMs (or SWIYs?) can do them. I know its totally hipster to do drugs, but talking about doing drugs is like being that 14 year old on the school bus who keeps talking about how many bong hits he did on the weekend. No one cares, bro. And seriously, stop trying to act gangsta while you’re at it. You’re whiter than a fucking lab rat.
So our bud RDJ did some crayyy shit back in the day and I didn’t mean to rhyme but it turned out ok. So you think my rhymes are wack well I think you’re gay and I mean that in the mid century way (no homo).
Srs though how fucking stylin’ is he for a criminal? Puts Lilo is shame. Dude was bustin heads in jail like a baller, yo. Dude was behind bars back before 'Twuan even had his first face tat. If that doesn’t earn some cred then nothing does.
Next time you are telling that story about how the cops nearly arrested you that night you had your music up too loud, just think about RDJ chillin in a cell way back in the day and you wont feel so fucking tough. Posing and thinking you are hot shit cause you yelled “fuck you” in a cops face once when you were drunk on new years, or you make pig noises when a cop car goes past, that shit is LAME. C’mon kids. this man is the real fucking deal and nothing beats hipster bullshit like KEEPING IT REAL. 
hipsterrdj author OUT. *drops mic, walks away*
I know this post is gonna make some ppl mad/bummed but I don’t care cause whatever. its not all laffs you know. All the 90s hipster darlings who killed themselves or ODed or whatever and this guy is still going strong like a fucking champion. Sometimes your biggest obstacle is yourself and I think more people should think about fighting through rather than being all “this is who I am” and just being losers. Less wallowing in your sorrow and more second chances, pls. Enough real talking. I’m off to search for pics of RDJ in goofy glasses with coloured lenses.

Ok. Srs post is srs, you guys. Drugs are bad. Don’t do them. Only SWIMs (or SWIYs?) can do them. I know its totally hipster to do drugs, but talking about doing drugs is like being that 14 year old on the school bus who keeps talking about how many bong hits he did on the weekend. No one cares, bro. And seriously, stop trying to act gangsta while you’re at it. You’re whiter than a fucking lab rat.

So our bud RDJ did some crayyy shit back in the day and I didn’t mean to rhyme but it turned out ok. So you think my rhymes are wack well I think you’re gay and I mean that in the mid century way (no homo).

Srs though how fucking stylin’ is he for a criminal? Puts Lilo is shame. Dude was bustin heads in jail like a baller, yo. Dude was behind bars back before 'Twuan even had his first face tat. If that doesn’t earn some cred then nothing does.

Next time you are telling that story about how the cops nearly arrested you that night you had your music up too loud, just think about RDJ chillin in a cell way back in the day and you wont feel so fucking tough. Posing and thinking you are hot shit cause you yelled “fuck you” in a cops face once when you were drunk on new years, or you make pig noises when a cop car goes past, that shit is LAME. C’mon kids. this man is the real fucking deal and nothing beats hipster bullshit like KEEPING IT REAL. 

hipsterrdj author OUT. *drops mic, walks away*

I know this post is gonna make some ppl mad/bummed but I don’t care cause whatever. its not all laffs you know. All the 90s hipster darlings who killed themselves or ODed or whatever and this guy is still going strong like a fucking champion. Sometimes your biggest obstacle is yourself and I think more people should think about fighting through rather than being all “this is who I am” and just being losers. Less wallowing in your sorrow and more second chances, pls. Enough real talking. I’m off to search for pics of RDJ in goofy glasses with coloured lenses.

Jun 6
I know what you’re thinking. “How is this photo hipster?” Ok, well let me explain before you jump to conclusions. You are like that saying 'don't judge a book by its cover'. Don’t judge a blog post by its picture, you dorkus! Geez.
Number one - those glasses. Nope, they’re totally not hipster at all.
Numero Dos - The water bottle. we all know why people carry bottled water in clubs. its not just from getting thirsty from all that dancing. Don’t grind those teeth too much, lil’ Robbie (that’s his rap name).
And Number C, I actually found this pic somewhere on The Cobra Snake. I wanna see how many pages you’ll go through to prove me wrong. There are only so many pictures of rich people in their late twenties dressing like teenagers and throwing up on each other a person can take before they just give up. Take the Hipster RDJ Cobra Snake Challenge™ today! We guarantee you’ll be more regular* in two weeks, or your money back!
*lol poop.

I know what you’re thinking. “How is this photo hipster?” Ok, well let me explain before you jump to conclusions. You are like that saying 'don't judge a book by its cover'. Don’t judge a blog post by its picture, you dorkus! Geez.

Number one - those glasses. Nope, they’re totally not hipster at all.

Numero Dos - The water bottle. we all know why people carry bottled water in clubs. its not just from getting thirsty from all that dancing. Don’t grind those teeth too much, lil’ Robbie (that’s his rap name).

And Number C, I actually found this pic somewhere on The Cobra Snake. I wanna see how many pages you’ll go through to prove me wrong. There are only so many pictures of rich people in their late twenties dressing like teenagers and throwing up on each other a person can take before they just give up. Take the Hipster RDJ Cobra Snake Challenge™ today! We guarantee you’ll be more regular* in two weeks, or your money back!

*lol poop.

Jun 4
Oh, you really love Pulp Fiction, eh? You started a band called the crazy 88s after you saw Kill Bill. You have seen Grindhouse in the cinema in full the way it was meant to be shown. You recite lines from Reservoir Dogs any chance you get.

Well RDJ has smoked invisible joints with Quentin Tarantino. So fuck you. 

Oh, you really love Pulp Fiction, eh? You started a band called the crazy 88s after you saw Kill Bill. You have seen Grindhouse in the cinema in full the way it was meant to be shown. You recite lines from Reservoir Dogs any chance you get.

Well RDJ has smoked invisible joints with Quentin Tarantino. So fuck you. 

Jun 3

I liked funny RDJ themed blogs before you.

If you like laughing and you like Robert Downey Jr, you should check out some of these blogs too. why? Because I said so.

Creepy as shit

They see me derpin, they hating

Robert what are you doing seriously what is that outfit I just cant

more of a guilty pleasure than straight up lols

tummy tummy tummy tummy

and of course, if you are reading this after its been reblogged, you should follow this actual blog

Hipster RDJ

just do it betches.

Jun 1
"I hope my hair looks like Morrissey in this photo cause I’m pretty bummed out today, man.  ’to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.’ sigh." - Internal monologue of RDJ . Right after this photo was taken he smoked a clove cigarette and hung out in the park writing poetry into a moleskine, later sitting on the swings and giving girls that walked by long, meaningful stares.
Its gonna be okay, man. Cheer up. 

"I hope my hair looks like Morrissey in this photo cause I’m pretty bummed out today, man.  ’to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.’ sigh." - Internal monologue of RDJ . Right after this photo was taken he smoked a clove cigarette and hung out in the park writing poetry into a moleskine, later sitting on the swings and giving girls that walked by long, meaningful stares.

Its gonna be okay, man. Cheer up.