New segment. I’m changing it up a little. Imagine some sunglasses falling onto this sentence right now cause I want you to DEAL WITH IT. You hipster bitches should have seen these movies by now but knowing you you say you did but really just looked them up on IMDB and saw a few animated gifs and thought that was the same thing AND IT’S NOT THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT THE SAME THING AT ALL.
First movie ima talk about is Less Than Zero (see how I linked to IMDB after making fun of your for reading IMDB? That, my friends, is a little lesson in irony).
This movie came out a long time ago and its about teenagers and drugs and having sex and is therefore the MOST hipster movie your deep and slightly depressed friend got into since say… Requiem For a Dream?
Its got a bunch of ppl in it but lets get to the goods and talk about the only thing you are reading this blog for - The Downster, Big Robbie D, The R to the D to the Jayyyyy! (Fun Fact: Robert Downey Jr goes by none of these nicknames.)