Ugly Ironic Sweater. Check. Crazy omg so unique plaid pants. Check. Glasses with brightly coloured frames. Check. Red chucks matching said glasses. Check. Chillin’ out the front of what is probably some kind of co-op communal party house. Check. Hot, dishevelled black hair. Check.
Give up. Robert is owning you right now. put down the 4s with the “hand carved” woodgrain cover and stop trying to take pics of you looking half as cool as this dude. No combination of instagram filters is going to come close.