Robert Downey Jr is More Hipster than you.

Hi Kids!! It’s time for another Hipster RDJ™ DID YOU KNOW!

DID YOU KNOW - Robert was the third member of Justice for a short amount of time. Don’t blame him for that latest album though, please. In fact you could argue that he actually created french house. He told two young french guys that wearing futuristic masks was gonna be dope one day. Next thing you know, Kanye is rapping over “harder better faster stronger” while white kids on molly thrust into each other in clubs with single syllable names.

“Wait a minute…” you’re asking (and you should stop asking your computer screen, I have a perfectly good ask box set up, guys.) “Is something not adding up here? How can young RDJ be in a electro group that became famous when he was in his 40s?” How dare you! Didn’t you know about Robert’s amazing time bending powers? How else do you think he looks so good for a guy older than your dad? Living well? Ha! We all know about what happened in the 90s.

If you needed more proof, here’s a picture that totally isn’t shooped (how dare you again) that prooves RDJ was totally in Justice like duh.

MYTH CONFIRMED.RDJ HAS MASTERED TIME TRAVEL. BOOM.